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Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
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i just spent half an hour calling my cell phone from every different line at work so i could save them into my phone in case i try to call in/sneak out of work and want to avoid phone calls. im a bad dude.
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
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Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
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to me car commercials are just people yelling numbers.
one time i walked by an auction and thought it was a car commercial.
one time i went to bingo and thought i was at a car commercial.
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Saturday, March 1st, 2008
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Wednesday, February 13th, 2008
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
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when i was holding up my andre on new years eve looking at all our hot ass baby girls around us listening to that fuckin jay z joint and truly believing the roc boyz were in the house i really felt like the party gods were united and all the party constellations were aligned and shit felt so good. plus i was drunk as fuck.
its a new year and i think its time to turn the page in my blogosphere book.
not to say i wont read your journals or reply with snarky ass comments, i think im gonna put this mother fucker to bed. its time to upgrade. who knows, maybe i'll pop by every now and then with a funny story or a youtube video you should see.
im not done with blog-o-mania, im just moving from an apartment to a townhouse baby. from a pinto to a limo. from assy to classy.
SEE YA AT OMGLOL.COM
ITS BEEN FUN.
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Saturday, December 29th, 2007
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Friday, December 28th, 2007
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Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
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Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
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just when i thought the internet's vicious onslaught of my character was finished, i get hit with a low blow.
when will the punishment end?
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(2 damns | like i give a damn)
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Monday, December 10th, 2007
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oh internet. i considered you my one true ally and now you're belittling me at every turn just like all my other friends.
look at this dude. he's wearing a tie and everything and he still got 0% on the dumb test. if that bizz cas jr executive cant get a passing grade on the dumb test then there is definetly no hope for me.
oh well at least you're still good for some things, like pictures of kristen bell dressed as princess leia in jedi
it pretty much evens out at the end of the day.
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last night i had a dream me, devon and warren went to six flags but one half of it was closed.
Coaster Stats
Maximum Speed 63 mph
Lift Height 154 ft
First Drop Height ?
Track Length 4155 ft
Inversions 5
Maximum G-force ?
Number of Trains ?
Number of Passengers/train ?
Ride Time ?
Builder B&M
Date Opened 1997
Cost ?
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(1 damn | like i give a damn)
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Thursday, December 6th, 2007
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i have a job in a cubicle now and let me show you some illustrations about it:
but i made that chair look a little more comfortable, its more like sitting on a log with another log attached to rest your back on except theres period blood on it.
my headphone attachment has created this kind of phantom limb feeling, so i always feel like im sitting at work, or playing counter strike/navigating a 747.
no but seriously i love talking to old ladies about their grand babies and where theyre going to eat lunch and shit like that because im a grown up now.
other signs im a grown up:
going to bed before midnite.
taking showers EVERYDAY
voting
i cant wait for the holidays because thats the perfect shot in the arm of friends/family that you need.
ive been reading books at work but im too level headed to talk about it. i think the only thing worse then talking about reading books is reading books in really public places cuz 'look dude im fucking reading derr' we get it man. if someone catches me reading, i just pretend im putting gum in trash.
i should take a book out and read it in public called 'life with a gigantic dick' so chicks might see me reading it and think 'either this guys cock is huge or his roomate is a prick'
i hope i get this thing for christmas i've wanted for a while... i used to have it in high school, but now i cant really find it anywhere. what was it called? oh yeah, laid.
i wish i cared more about getting that sweet sweet poon in the past because maybe i would feel more emotionally fullfilled, instead of halfway fullfilled. maybe in order to feel fullfilled you have to fullfill feely females' fagina fully.
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(3 damns | like i give a damn)
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Sunday, November 4th, 2007
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i wish i could write on livejournal how i feel about stuff like girls and jobs and friends and stuff but i know my friends would read it and either make fun of me about it or talk about it when im not around.
what a wicked web we weave.
i hate my life.
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Monday, October 29th, 2007
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next monday the comedians of comedy are coming to headliners, and then on the 30th peter bjorn and john are coming
LETS DO THIS DUDES
IF YOU DONT YOURE FUCKING DUMB
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(5 damns | like i give a damn)
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
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hey dudes i tried out for this local improv group called project improv and i got the word back that they want me to come and do my shit with them and IM THE SHIT.
HATERS TO THE LEFT.
YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN.
also i deleted that last entry
not the one with the big rooster, the other one.
go check out that big rooster if you haven't had the chance too yet.
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(3 damns | like i give a damn)
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